She Thinks His Tractor’s Sexy
For some reason, I’m still watching Farmer Wants a Wife. It must be an illness.
This week, the chicks decide to wash Matt’s truck. Which is basically just an excuse for them to run around in skimpy outfits and squirt each other with the hose.
The girls are then taken to a quilting bee. A couple of them have problems just handling the needles. I’m just so amazed when I see these chicks on reality TV. Are girls honestly so stupid these days, so incapable? Is this where women’s lib has brought us? I could cook and clean and sew when I was in my teens, and I was not brought up on a farm. I was just brought up in a normal home.
Matt suggests that they all go drive tractors. Lisa decides to go in high heels. They get a quick lesson in tractor driving and then have to go haul something from somewhere to somewhere else. Whatever. I’m still not feeling too well. Kanisha cannot figure out how to get the tractor in gear. Then she gets turned on by a sweaty Matt coming to her rescue. Can I just say ewww?
Brooke is the winner, and it makes everyone else angry cause they don’t like her. She just beat out Krista who had been in the lead, but dropped a hay bale and had to go back. The other Christa is really starting to get on my nerves. She just always seems to have an attitude about everything. Christa brings on the drama with Brooke and it was all just too weird. I’m not even honestly sure what it was all about.
Tomorrow is going to be a group date and the girls are told to bring their bikinis. They have a little picnic down by the river and then they swim. Matt is throwing a stick around and hits Krista in the hand. Isn’t she the same one who got hurt last week? I don’t know, they all look alike.
To find out who is leaving, he has someone come and stitch a name into an embroidered picture. It seems like they would figure it out too quickly, but maybe they can’t spell. It looks like it will be Lisa, but it’s not, then maybe Krista or Christa. But it turns out its Krista. Matt says he felt like he was boring her. Krista was crying and telling him he was getting played by some of the others.
Matt then chooses Amanda to go on a one-on-one date. He takes her on a date to have dinner with his parents!! It goes surprisingly well.
But afterwards, Brooke and Lisa sneak out and go to see Matt. At first he seems a little taken aback, but then he sits and talks to them. They are a little worried that they just did something that is going to get them cut, but it looks like they are safe at least until next week. When the girls go square dancing!
