Watching The CW

Wow, this was my blog for last week. I don’t know what happened, but it looks like it didn’t post. Let me try this again. (Before I blog for this week’s show).

This week on Farmer Wants a Wife, the girls start out washing pigs. Stacy bumps her head, but just keeps going. Two of the girls, Lisa and Josie, don’t really get involved.

Next, they perform some chores: milking goats, marking cows, muck out stalls. Personally, I’m pretty sure I could not milk a goat. Milk comes from the store in nice little containers and I’ve never cared how it got there. Just watching them made me unhappy. I’m fairly certain I don’t see myself running around in a pen full of cows, either. In a twist, however, Lisa was doing the very best in this challenge. Josie, of course, was not. Lisa’s main competition was some other blond girl (Krista), who actually won.

Darn it, now I’m being forced to learn their names.

There was some talk about Matt still being a virgin, because Josie asked him if he would want to have sex before committing to marriage and he said he would want to wait. God bless the little country boy.

Next they all go on a group date to play bingo at the VFW post. It seemed like a real shock to the system of all these old farm folk to have a group of city chicks descend on their bingo game. Josie was being annoying and obnoxious, as usual. She starts asking everyone at her table if they are Republican and how you can tell if a farmer is wealthy. Lisa then separates Matt from the group to head to the bar. Some of the other girls show up to also hang out. Matt brings them back into the bingo game and has the girls introduce themselves and talk a little bit to the community. I guess I can learn the names: Christa, Amanda, Krista, Kanisha, Ashley, Brooke, Stacy, Lisa, Josie. They all sucked. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Now it’s elimination time. He sends the chicks out of the room and takes advice from the bingo crowd. Mostly, they didn’t seem to like Lisa or Josie. And I agree. Krista is immune, so she doesn’t have to take part in the special bingo game. Only one person won’t get bingo and that’s the person who goes home. So what I learned, is that it’s possible to fix a bingo game. Remind me not to play. If I’m ever that bored.

It’s Josie who is going home. Which is a good thing, cause she’s so over the top, she takes time and attention away from the other girls. She complains that Matt is cheap and all he can offer a girl is work. She argues and won’t leave, insisting she should get a present, until he threatens to have someone take her out. She finally goes out of the room and says she’s too good for him. Josie then goes back into the house, refusing to pack or to leave without a gift. So the girls pack her stuff and carry it out on to the porch. Josie still refuses to leave and the guy who is supposed to take her doesn’t look happy. If I was there, I’d have grabbed that fat, ugly skank by her greasy hair and pulled her off that porch into the dirt where she belongs. Wow, where did that come from? What absolutely classless what trash she is. She just sits there hour after hour refusing to leave until Matt brings her a gift. Finally, she gives in and goes. But not until way after the rest of us were ready for her to go.

Matt then chooses to have a one-on-one date with Stacy. While they are on their date, the other girls get cleaned up and go to the local bar. Matt has set up a place to watch a movie on the side of a barn. He had deck chairs, candles, wine (at least it was a bottle of something) and popcorn. The film appears to be an old black and white, but I don’t know of what. Stacy mostly talks, lots and lots of talk. She wants to make sure he doesn’t care that she’s not a virgin (he doesn’t).

The girls meanwhile, are playing pool and chatting. Except for Lisa and Brooke, who are very busy flirting with guys. It has been pointed out that they are the two that are constantly saying they are Christians, and I think they are supposed to be the two virgins.

In any case, it looks like we’ll have even more drama next week, so be sure to tune in. You know, if you’re really, really bored.